member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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