32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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