she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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