I'm lost and stupid without you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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