I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
how can u be prego again
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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