i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize
