My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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