I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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