Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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