was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
where are you?
Hypothermia
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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