You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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