would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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