His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
