Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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