I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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