Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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