We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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