I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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