Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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