you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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