The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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