Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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