I think I died a long time ago.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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