so explain again why im purple
no
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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