she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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