this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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