love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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