It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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