So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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