There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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