I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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