he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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