I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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