how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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