Dual....:-)
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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