This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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