Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.