If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So apparently I’m into choking now
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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