I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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