are you so shy because you have an std?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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