Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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