You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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