Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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