Where is the hickey?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.