So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.