Define "chronic" masturbator.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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