If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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