its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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