i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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