walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Come see our sink grown plant.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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