just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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