how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We named our party play list daddy issues
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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