On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize