Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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