I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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